Our hero is still learning SAS...

[cheekbones3]

Bored now, jokes please. Colin McRae ones preferred.

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[red-phil.livejournal.com]

3 pensioners are sitting in a nice warm pub as the winter wind and rain howls outside.

1st Pensioner: It's Windy Isn't it?
2nd Pensioner: No, no, no. Is Thursday.
3rd pensioner: Me too. What are you two drinking?

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Hmm, nice, but doesn't go for the throat...

[henriksdal.livejournal.com]

I bought Colin Macrae Helicopter Simulator for my PC, but it crashed.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

:o)

[gary-the-bigbad.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between Colin McRae & Gary Glitter?

Only two kids went down on Colin McRae's chopper!

[kynon.livejournal.com]

Thieving sod! :P

Did you hear that Colin McRae was going to be divorced by his wife?

Apparently he couldn't keep his chopper up...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I couldn't remember this from Friday!

[andabusers.livejournal.com]

Hello! *pokepoke* Just a reminder to bring my phone to the pub tonight pleeeeeeeeeeeeease. :>

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Yip!

[guyinahat.livejournal.com]

They've discovered foot 'n mouth in Lanarkshire.

They're still looking for the rest of him...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I like it :O)

[imagesandwords.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. Wee sara could be there biting you..

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Eek!