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	cheekbones3 User Number: 343576 Date Created:10-Sep-01 Number of Posts: 201
Ian is a strange boy, full of contradictions, who knows exactly what he wants, but has little idea what he really needs.
Strengths: Has more mental powers than are good for him, and uses them to learn as much about everything as possible, and to be an insufferable know-it-all.
Weaknesses: Women, and hangovers. And maybe rugby league. And full five-day coverage of a cricket test match.
Special Skills: Can predict the weather completely wrongly at a distance of six months, and can get drunk on three pints, but not on half a bottle of vodka. Also wins pub quizzes alone as a speciality.
Weapons: Barbed tongue, often used accidently. And extreme clumsiness.
My bestest joke: What's red and has two legs? Half a dog...