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cheekbones3 ([personal profile] cheekbones3) wrote2003-01-29 05:11 pm

Quite clever actually

>know it...."
>>
>>If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
>>If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
>>If the terrorists are frisky,
>>Pakistan is looking shifty,
>>North Korea is too risky,
>>Bomb Iraq.
>>
>>If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
>>If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
>>So to hell with the inspections,
>>Let's look tough for the elections,
>>Close your mind and take directions,
>>Bomb Iraq.
>>
>>It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
>>Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
>>They've got weapons we can't see,
>>And that's good enough for me
>>'Cos it'a ll the proof I need
>>Bomb Iraq.
>>
>>If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
>>If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
>>If you think Saddam's gone mad,
>>With the weapons that he had,
>>(And he tried to kill your dad),
>>Bomb Iraq.
>>
>>If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
>>If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
>>If your politics are sleazy,
>>And hiding that ain't easy,
>>And your manhood's getting queasy,
>>Bomb Iraq.
>>
>>Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
>>For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
>>Disagree? We'll call it treason,
>>Let's make war not love this season,
>>Even if we have no reason,
>>Bomb Iraq.">

[identity profile] squeeky-jane.livejournal.com 2003-01-29 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
I like it :) where you get it from?
Squeeks xx

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[identity profile] cheekbones3.livejournal.com 2003-01-29 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
e-mail....by the way-it's supposed to be to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"...that seems to have got cut off!

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[identity profile] squeeky-jane.livejournal.com 2003-01-29 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
I got the tune, it just jumped into my head :D
Squeeks xx

[identity profile] ajoyiaint.livejournal.com 2003-01-29 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
This is so so so funny! I've now got today's office humor! *bows* Thanks you! :)

LOL

[identity profile] wildjasmine.livejournal.com 2003-01-29 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh that made me giggle! Does anyone have the whitehouse email addy we can send it to em *giggle*