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[cheekbones3]

1. How many sexual partners have you had?: >50
2. How old are you?: 26.
3. What is the age of the youngest sexual partner?: 15
4. What about the oldest?: 35
5. Favourite sex food?: Hairy pie.
6. Best place you have done it?: A house Juniper Green.
7. Favourite position?: Often under, but random directions can be fun.
8. Worst sex you have ever had?: A scratcher, who snored loudly and stole the duvet after!
9. Best sex?: With someone with whom it's comfortable.
10. One thing sexually you would not do ever? Something with the aim of causing pain.
11. Favourite porn star?: ?
12. Your dick size/boob size?: [][]D |(to scale)
13. Ideal dick/boob size?: This suits me fine!
14. How many people have you given head to?: I lost my list.
15. Do you like sex?: Yep.
16. Are you in a relationship?: No.
17. Ever had unprotected sex?: Yes.
18. Ever had sex with a stranger?: Yes.
19. Like the idea of casual sex?: Yes
20. Ever kissed a guy or a girl, and if yes how many?: You've just asked me 19 questions about sex, and you ask me one about kissing?!
21. What sexual favour do you like doing the most?: Anything orgasmic
22. How about receiving?: It's nice to just lay back and be used!
23. Have you ever got high/drunk and ended up getting frisky with someone?: Me? Never...
24. If so, who was it and what did you do?: Was this written be a teenager?
25. What is your shortest sexual session?: Good old five minute quickie before work
26. Longest session?: An afternoon probably
27. Place you wanna have sex?: In xxxxxxxx's bed. (Deleted for matters of privacy).
28. Something stupid people do during foreplay?: Drive?
29. First celebrity you would have sex with?: Winona Ryder? Or any cute one in a leather catsuit.
30. Celebrity you'd marry?: ?
31. First friend you would fuck?: Hmmm...well...
32. Ever thrown up after giving head?: Yes, but that was the booze!
33. Lost your gag reflex?: Never been a problem!
34. First person you fucked?: Emma
35. Do you regret anyone?: Oh god yes!
36. Who do you not regret?: About 95% of them...
37. Longest Relationship?: Apart from the very first one, nine months.
38. Had sex with someone on the rag?: Yes.
39. Flashed for money/gifts?: For no reason at all!
40. Used whips during sex?: Nah.
41. How many people have given you oral?: Couple of dozen at least.
42. Ever done 69, and if so with how many different people?: Not many, it's too much to concentrate on at once!
43. Ever faked an orgasm?: No
44. Ever had an orgasm during sex?: Nope - my pods are like grapefruit by now.
45. How many people have given you an orgasm?: Lots
46. Ever had a threesome or an orgy?: Nah.
47. Have you ever had sex while high or drunk?: Haven't we done this already?
48. Worst thing that has happened to you regarding sex?: Nails that broke my skin from neck to waist!
49. Ever had a std?: No.
50. Did you lie about any of these answers?: No.

And so to uni, for a brief amount of printing.