It rocked. Oh yes.
A is for - Age: 28.
B is for - Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None.
C is for - Career in future: Wherever the winds of fate blow me.
D is for - Dad's name: Paul
E is for - Essential item to bring to a party: Me!
F is for - Favourite song at the moment: Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden
G is for - Guy/Girls you've kissed: Hundreds probably.
H is for - Hometown: Dewsbury or Batley, West Yorkshire, UK (The hospital is where the two towns meet...).
I is for - Instruments you play: Guitar and keyboards badly, glockenspiel at school, hopefully drums in the future.
J is for - Job title: Unemployed.
K is for - Kids: Indifference usually.
L is for - Living arrangement: With Dave, Jane and Lorraine.
M is for - Mum's name: Jan.
N is for - Number of people you've slept with: Approaching 60 I think.
O is for - Overnight hospital stays: None.
P is for - Phobia[s]: Spiders a little, heights a little.
Q is for - Quote you like: I'll tell you when I remember...
R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: My first (and still my last proper relationship lasted for nine months until June 2002). I now appear to be broken.
S is for - Sexual position: Horses for courses. And no, that's not a euphemism...
T is for - Time you wake up: At the moment, about 10:30.
U is for - Unique trait(s): None I'm sure!
V is for - Vegetable you love: Onion.
W is for - Worst habit: Talking too much?
X is for - X-rays you've had: Teeth, left ankle.
Y is for - Yummy food you make: Pasta, stir fry, frittata.
Z is for - Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 6'.
HAIR COLOUR: Brown.
SKIN COLOUR: Vaguely Meditteranean?
EYE COLOUR: Brown.
PIERCINGS: None.
TATTOOS: Upper right arm.
r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOUR TROUSERS ARE YOU WEARING?: Pale dark green combats.
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Iron Maiden in my head.
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Nothing.
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Cold, drizzly.
HOW ARE YOU?: Okay, a little tired, still in a rut.
d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Almost always - any acceleration is bad for my head.
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: I still do...
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yes.
LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes.
f a v o u r i t e s
TV SHOW: Fawlty Towers. Right now, it's Have I Got News For You?
CONDITIONER: None.
BOOK: Lord of the Rings, because I'm a big geek.
MAGAZINE: Viz.
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Tea or nice hot chocolate, or milkshake, or a mix of orange and pineapple juice.
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Have fun!
BAND OR GROUP: Slayer.
h a v e y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: Yes.
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: No.
SNEAKED OUT OF THE HOUSE: No real need to do that.
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: No.
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: Yes.
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: I'm really not sure I've ever seen one!
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: No.
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: No.
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: No. (In the shower??!)
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: Yes. Played an urchin in Oliver - one line!
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: Yes.
l o v e
BOYFRIEND: No.
GIRLFRIEND: No.
SEXUALITY: Straight.
CHILDREN: I suppose in the future maybe.
CURRENT CRUSH: Nothing more than fleeting wibbles, even if they are repeated over the same person often!
BEEN IN LOVE?: I don't think so, not completely anyway.
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Yes.
BEEN HURT?: Erm, not really badly, no.
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: No regrets really.
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: Yes.
r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: Hardly.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?: Orange.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Fun, closeness, things working out, other people being happy.
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: Me.
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: Quite a few pretty good friends, but hardly anyone hugely close.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: Meet people, have fun, search for a soulmate.
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: Properly, can't remember, the odd tear, the last film I saw.
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: A few weeks ago.
YOU GOT E-MAIL: A few hours ago.
THING YOU PURCHASED: A cheap crappy Iron Maiden t-shirt.
TV PROGRAMME YOU WATCHED: Sunday Grandstand.
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATRE: Love Actually.
y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
ABORTION: With great thought, I have little problem with this.
TEENAGE SMOKING: Hopefully they will learn to not listen to other people all the time.
SPICE GIRLS: Cute.
DREAMS: Fun, and sometimes surprising when I dream about kissing and going on holiday with whom I did the other night!.
A is for - Age: 28.
B is for - Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None.
C is for - Career in future: Wherever the winds of fate blow me.
D is for - Dad's name: Paul
E is for - Essential item to bring to a party: Me!
F is for - Favourite song at the moment: Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden
G is for - Guy/Girls you've kissed: Hundreds probably.
H is for - Hometown: Dewsbury or Batley, West Yorkshire, UK (The hospital is where the two towns meet...).
I is for - Instruments you play: Guitar and keyboards badly, glockenspiel at school, hopefully drums in the future.
J is for - Job title: Unemployed.
K is for - Kids: Indifference usually.
L is for - Living arrangement: With Dave, Jane and Lorraine.
M is for - Mum's name: Jan.
N is for - Number of people you've slept with: Approaching 60 I think.
O is for - Overnight hospital stays: None.
P is for - Phobia[s]: Spiders a little, heights a little.
Q is for - Quote you like: I'll tell you when I remember...
R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: My first (and still my last proper relationship lasted for nine months until June 2002). I now appear to be broken.
S is for - Sexual position: Horses for courses. And no, that's not a euphemism...
T is for - Time you wake up: At the moment, about 10:30.
U is for - Unique trait(s): None I'm sure!
V is for - Vegetable you love: Onion.
W is for - Worst habit: Talking too much?
X is for - X-rays you've had: Teeth, left ankle.
Y is for - Yummy food you make: Pasta, stir fry, frittata.
Z is for - Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 6'.
HAIR COLOUR: Brown.
SKIN COLOUR: Vaguely Meditteranean?
EYE COLOUR: Brown.
PIERCINGS: None.
TATTOOS: Upper right arm.
r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOUR TROUSERS ARE YOU WEARING?: Pale dark green combats.
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Iron Maiden in my head.
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Nothing.
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Cold, drizzly.
HOW ARE YOU?: Okay, a little tired, still in a rut.
d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Almost always - any acceleration is bad for my head.
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: I still do...
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yes.
LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes.
f a v o u r i t e s
TV SHOW: Fawlty Towers. Right now, it's Have I Got News For You?
CONDITIONER: None.
BOOK: Lord of the Rings, because I'm a big geek.
MAGAZINE: Viz.
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Tea or nice hot chocolate, or milkshake, or a mix of orange and pineapple juice.
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Have fun!
BAND OR GROUP: Slayer.
h a v e y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: Yes.
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: No.
SNEAKED OUT OF THE HOUSE: No real need to do that.
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: No.
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: Yes.
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: I'm really not sure I've ever seen one!
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: No.
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: No.
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: No. (In the shower??!)
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: Yes. Played an urchin in Oliver - one line!
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: Yes.
l o v e
BOYFRIEND: No.
GIRLFRIEND: No.
SEXUALITY: Straight.
CHILDREN: I suppose in the future maybe.
CURRENT CRUSH: Nothing more than fleeting wibbles, even if they are repeated over the same person often!
BEEN IN LOVE?: I don't think so, not completely anyway.
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Yes.
BEEN HURT?: Erm, not really badly, no.
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: No regrets really.
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: Yes.
r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: Hardly.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?: Orange.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Fun, closeness, things working out, other people being happy.
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: Me.
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: Quite a few pretty good friends, but hardly anyone hugely close.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: Meet people, have fun, search for a soulmate.
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: Properly, can't remember, the odd tear, the last film I saw.
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: A few weeks ago.
YOU GOT E-MAIL: A few hours ago.
THING YOU PURCHASED: A cheap crappy Iron Maiden t-shirt.
TV PROGRAMME YOU WATCHED: Sunday Grandstand.
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATRE: Love Actually.
y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
ABORTION: With great thought, I have little problem with this.
TEENAGE SMOKING: Hopefully they will learn to not listen to other people all the time.
SPICE GIRLS: Cute.
DREAMS: Fun, and sometimes surprising when I dream about kissing and going on holiday with whom I did the other night!.