There's more than one use for a sausage

Oh LJ meet up is it? I suppose I'll go for a while, but will plead grinding poverty and leave early :)

Want to try and be productive tonight.

Is it that the most unavailable ones are most attractive, or that the most attractive ones seem unavailable? I'll probably never be sure...

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Here's hoping that I'll get to do my dissertation in Switzerland too. Do I deserve it? Who knows...? But if you have some spare time, please transmit to Swiss researchers that what they really need is to take on a student for three months to save him from being stuck somewhere really really dull writing about shit! And I'd like to see the mountains, and maybe pretend I'm Patrick McGoohan (see The Prisoner, episode 11ish).

Inspiration!

I've worked it all out-George Bush is actually a repressed homosexual, and due to his extreme restriction caused by right wing bigotry, religion etc etc he needs to find someone to take it out on! Since Saddam spurned his amourous advances, we are where we are now...

Yes. That makes much more sense.