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Today, eastern North America was struck by large power cuts. Over fifty million people in the USA and Canada have been affected, in what's believed to be the largest power cut in history. It is believed to have been caused by a lightning strike at one of the main hubs of the power grid. US immigration officials have said that they are looking for a man of middle-eastern appearance, who goes by the name of Allah. "He's been visiting this country regularly since the sixties, and we've never had any evidence of his involvment interrorist action in the past. Obviously we've not been a close enough eye on him" said one officer at JFK airport.
President Bush was quick to quash any rumours of omnipotence however. "Any smiting in this country is done by Americans, to Americans, for Americans, and if this person thinks he is onmipotent (sic), he'd better look at Saddam, and see what happens to challengers to my Supremacy"

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I can't belive it took me about two hours of netsearching to find reasonably concrete figures of global land use. Even then, it was by accident... Information superhighway? My arse!

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Interesting to see that I've recieved no spam at all today - I'm assuming that all the ones that would be up at this time in America have been screwed over by the lack of electricity! I suppose the other ones will be waking up soon though. Ho hum...

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10,511 words including references and appendices, which equstes to 48 pages. I still have pile sof results to put in, not to mention refinements...maybe this won't be too bad...