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I've been wondering for a while why it seems that Edinburgh's graveyards have been vandalised, with tombstones lying down all over the place. Then I hear a news snippet about some gravestone falling over and killing a kid somewhere in England. I'm trying to hold it in, but I have to say...

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!

Does nothing just happen by accident in this country any more? Must everyone blame someone? Fecking litigation!

What do you call a fish that pulls your teeth out?

A dental sturgeon! Boom boom. I thought of that this morning! Aren't I good?!