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Tonight, I'm going ice-skating in Princes Street Gardens - planning to get there at about half seven or maybe a bit later, so anyone else that fancies coming along and having digits severed, see you there!

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Ice skating was good, even if I did piss a lass off by taking her out...ah well! First time she just fell in front of me and I couldn't help crashing into her - maybe she was just a bit stroppy?!

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Please don't look if you are of fragile disposition...

Number five may take you a moment to work out what's happened!