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Bored bored update boredness blah blah. Must read! Suppose I could iron some shirts for the new job. Might buy a new tie. Mostly enjoy being single. Ah the unreadable undercurrents make it such fun, but yet give a tinge of mystery. Ooh water. Maybe I could have some dinner? Not hungry ate chocolate. Took cans down to recycling bin, but forgot to take papers - will do tomorrow morning. Quite pleased about having rigged up a third speaker to my stereo - don't know why I didn't do it before. Four would be good, although there's no room for a fourth, and it's being used as a stand for the telly aeriel. Poker tonight. Would like to increase my positive momney position from the last two sessions. Shall stop now.

A big gob of greff

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (= Favourite Spice + Last Foreign Holiday Spot)

Garlic Australia

SOCIALITE ALIAS (= Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Pants Seacroft

"FLY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (= First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of Your Last Name =)

I Vol

ROCK STAR ALIAS (= Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celeb)

Beer Spillage Eastwood

DIVA ALIAS (= Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)

Baileys Vegetable Oil

DETECTIVE ALIAS (= Favourite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went To School)

Kitten (rabbit) Batley

BARFLY ALIAS (= Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favourite Drink)

Dairy Milk Amaretto

SOAP OPERA ALIAS (= Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Anthony Huddersfield