I'm sure I've done this before

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It's taken ten years to complete the experiment, but I've decided that I prefer driving in a blizzard to cycling, for the following reasons:

1) A car has a windscreen.
2) On a bike I can't pretend to be Richard Burns.
3) When I arrive having driven, it doesn't feel like I've taken possession of somebody else's arse and knees.

Maggie Maggie look!

Everything just went orange! Now it's white too.

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Arrgh watching Body Shock on Channel 4, and they've just removed an eleven-stone tumour from a woman's back. Ick! They put it on the floor and it wobbled like a huge tit! Ick ick ick. I have a headache now. Very impressive.