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I can play korfball for years with barely a problem, yet I cycle over a sodding twig today and stave my pinky. Blummin nuisance!

Stupid things to say.

Also, when someone says that the list is endless, it almost invariably isn't.

In a similar vein, a sportsman on telly the other day mixed his metaphors beautifully: "It puts hairs on the back of your neck". Made my day.