Today's life advice

[cheekbones3]

Don't go for a dump without checking if the bog roll has been finished.

Comments

[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha so true...:( So what did you use?

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

niiiiiiice...

[blackworx.livejournal.com]

ever done that in the pub? me, twice. luckily on quiet day shifts... don't tell anyone i told you though...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Luckily there was a roll which was previously soaked but has dried out, so I could improvise :O)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

This is a gritty journal...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Once I think. That was the worst thing - needing a dump at about 2:45 on an afternoon shift having not had a customer for an hour - always guaranteed to get some bastard coming in five seconds after you've sat down...

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

So i see :p At least we didn't get consistency as well...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I'm always consistent :O)

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

Thats...good to hear :p

[blackworx.livejournal.com]

aaaaaye!

[zz]

this is partly why i love bulk-buying bog roll from costco in packs of 48-60 rolls

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Aye, but even a bulk package comes to an end at some point...

[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

:) yuck!!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

It was only dropped in the bowl! Nothing icky.

[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

Still ick!!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

You have a low ick threshold!

[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

toilet bowls aren't the cleanest places...:P

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Aye but after a flush...my arse isn't the cleanest of places either - I'm sure I wasn't making it worse at the time!

[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

hehe i don't believe we are discussing this!! lol

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Ever read the Bottom Inspectors in Viz?

[luckylove.livejournal.com]

I love that user pic! It's wicked!