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[cheekbones3]

Okay, I'm a bit bored. Playing poker starts to drag after a few hours. Hit me with your best jokes!

Auld Hoose quiz tonight 8pm by the way.

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[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

Why does Barbie never get laid?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

Phnar phnar! :D

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

not bad, not bad :)

[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

:D

[elainey.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I quite like that one, actually!

[dryriser.livejournal.com]

What do gnomes leave in condoms?


Fairy liquid.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

yay :)

[aliiis.livejournal.com]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?


Christopher Walken!
:D

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[aliiis.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and my all time favourite crap pun:

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I've not heard that in a while.

[kynon.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between a whore and a drug dealer?

A whore can wash her crack and sell it again.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

me like :)

[(Anonymous)]

Fukin brilliant!

[dryriser.livejournal.com]

Another one then:

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman in a church?



One has a soul full of hope...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Oooh dear :)

Two nuns in the showers; first nun: "where's the soap?". Second nun: "Aye, it does..."