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Okay, I'm a bit bored. Playing poker starts to drag after a few hours. Hit me with your best jokes!

Auld Hoose quiz tonight 8pm by the way.

Date: 2005-08-02 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com
Why does Barbie never get laid?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

Phnar phnar! :D

Date: 2005-08-02 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainey.livejournal.com
Hehe, I quite like that one, actually!

Date: 2005-08-02 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dryriser.livejournal.com
What do gnomes leave in condoms?


Fairy liquid.

Date: 2005-08-02 02:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-08-02 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliiis.livejournal.com
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?


Christopher Walken!
:D

Date: 2005-08-02 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliiis.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, and my all time favourite crap pun:

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate!

Date: 2005-08-02 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheekbones3.livejournal.com
Ah yes, I've not heard that in a while.

Date: 2005-08-02 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kynon.livejournal.com
What's the difference between a whore and a drug dealer?

A whore can wash her crack and sell it again.

Date: 2005-08-02 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheekbones3.livejournal.com
me like :)

Date: 2005-08-03 07:51 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Fukin brilliant!

Date: 2005-08-02 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dryriser.livejournal.com
Another one then:

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman in a church?



One has a soul full of hope...

Date: 2005-08-02 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheekbones3.livejournal.com
Oooh dear :)

Two nuns in the showers; first nun: "where's the soap?". Second nun: "Aye, it does..."

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