Journal deletion day, for what it's worth
Jun. 1st, 2006 06:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cheekbones3A proposal, which I doubt will make a blind bit of difference to the high heid-yins and their advertising bumph, but is interesting all the same.
http://bfistd.greatestjournal.com/
On a similar vein, I'm going to post a few of my favourite bits from a spare journal I have and have let go dusty and unused again. Just a mish-mash of silliness from me, a little poetry, and, erm, that's it really:
The deific mill, hewn of ash. Eternally grinds, ever round we dash.
Badger, badger, burning bright,
In the gardens of the night.
Furry humbug are not thee?
Minty tasting your bottom be.
If you must split an infinitive, use an expletive to do it.
In these days of bird 'flu:
Beware the cock!
Never store your toaster on top of the cooker for convenience, it will only get melted by someone using the grill to make toast.
I think, therefore I am a philosopher.
Three times a lady? Maybe an operation is called for.
That's enough now. Ed.
http://bfistd.greatestjournal.com/
On a similar vein, I'm going to post a few of my favourite bits from a spare journal I have and have let go dusty and unused again. Just a mish-mash of silliness from me, a little poetry, and, erm, that's it really:
The deific mill, hewn of ash. Eternally grinds, ever round we dash.
Badger, badger, burning bright,
In the gardens of the night.
Furry humbug are not thee?
Minty tasting your bottom be.
If you must split an infinitive, use an expletive to do it.
In these days of bird 'flu:
Beware the cock!
Never store your toaster on top of the cooker for convenience, it will only get melted by someone using the grill to make toast.
I think, therefore I am a philosopher.
Three times a lady? Maybe an operation is called for.
That's enough now. Ed.
