Ah, if I must.

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First time I...

Fell in love: Not convinced I have properly yet.

Lost someone close to you: My granny died when I was about seven.

Drank alcohol: Odd sips when I was young (Particular memory of disgust at my dad's bacardi when I was eightish).

Smoked weed: Probably nineteen, and no more than half a dozen times since, and probably no more.

Got kissed: ye gods. Thirteen

Went to the hospital: For anything vaguely non-procedural, eleven I think.

Got your heart broken: Had it chipped away at, but not smashed yet.

Lost a pet: Starsky the bunny when I was pretty young.

Got arrested: Never

Smoked a cigarette: Nineteen, and two since.

Broken a bone: Never

Got a job: Sixteen, cinema usher.

Got cheated on: No idea! Maybe thirteen, maybe later.

Rode the city bus: (A bus into the local city?) Probably since birth.

Went to a concert: Biohazard, June 1994, Bradford Rio's, age seventeen.

Had sex: 25th July 1994, at about three in the afternoon. Got carpet burns and a new complex probably...

Got your own cell phone: Think I was probably 27...

Sneaked out of the house: Don't remember doing so.

Drove a car: 17.

Got your own digital camera: Never.

How old are you now?: 29.