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[cheekbones3]

Well I've not posted today. Am quite happy at the moment, long may it last. I soon will have money, which enables me to be much more relaxed in terms of being able to pull my weight with friends and love interests. I had a nice stir-fry earlier, which I find is the most satisfying meal I ever have - it fills the stomach perfectly, while also providing a huge amount of flavour, and messy crammability. Don't watch me eat it if you feel squeamish.

Noodles, carrots, courgettes, onion, garlic, masses of curry powder, brown sauce, red sauce, mint sauce and tomato puree on occasion. Zen cookery, as perfected by my good self. Am still tempted to have a minor multi-layered sandwich later.

Anyone got any good jokes (he said, in a comment-whorey manner)?

Comments

[neonpinkdoll.livejournal.com]

Crikey you seem all hyper/active (ok not that I can actually sense that from what you have wrote, plus not saying you weren't very active before ok infact I dunno where iam heading)

Um a joke urrr why did rod hulls son get bullied at school?

Because he was an Emu kid (har har) I know you will be using that again :P and winner for worst joke....

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Good god that's horrible!

[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

The number 80 was walking down the street.

The zero turned round and asked the eight:

'Why do you always wear your belt so damn tight??'

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

That's better than the last one!

[ex-jetgrrrl855.livejournal.com]

I know, by far! Lee told me it.

[neonpinkdoll.livejournal.com]

there just aint no pleasing some :P

Probably told you this one before...

[bunnyphone.livejournal.com]

I'd certainly say watching you eat stir fry is an experience. For some reason makes me think of those blokes on hunger strike in Belfast in the 70s:P

Good to see you so chirpy *hugs*

Three atoms walking down the street and one leaves. One of the others says to his mate "that bastard stole my electron". His friend says "are you sure?" He says "Yeah, Im positive".

[lyra.livejournal.com]

oh I lurrrrrve stir-fry, especially cooking it in a great big wok :D
that word sounds cute too, wok, WOK.
I prefer chinese stir-fry though. crisp carrot sliced long ways, rice soaking up the soya sauce (or noodles depending on mood) mMMMM.

I don't know any jokes at all. I forget them all.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I'm no fan of rice unfortunately - noodles it has to be! Don't like soy sauce either actually! I'm too picky :) Only discovered I liked stir-fries recently.

You've got me thinking of Fozzy Bear now! Wokka wokka!

[xljx.livejournal.com]

Long may it last indeed!

Feels good to be earning doesn't it? I can understand how you feel, I'm looking forward to being able to do lots more things with the people I want to do more things with, that's got to be the biggest advantage of working.

:)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Yes indeedy :)

[andabusers.livejournal.com]

My favourite joke:

How do you make a dead baby float?

Three scoops dead baby to a glass of coke.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Ooh dear :)

[guyinahat.livejournal.com]

So this card-playing-type character comes round to my flat and finally departs leaving me the gift of this quite natty grey jumper....

Oh hang on, that's not a joke - that's what happened.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

My jumper? Doh! Can I have it back? Please!

[guyinahat.livejournal.com]

I'm working nights for most of the week, so if you dropped by at aprox 5pm, I'll be awake and still at home. Failing that, cards is on this Sunday.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I can wait until cards :)