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A question I've wondered about for a long time is; Is there an optimal amount of alcohol in a pint of beer so that the amount of water there present balances the dessicating effects of the alcohol?

Today's words are centre, banana and manoeuvre.

Finished work in the corporate bastard world of insurance. Now to go into the world of building spreadsheets and writing shed-loads of crap to try and pass my current degree...am sobering up after drinking for many hours. Think I made money tonight too - fleeced quiz machine in pub and got lots of beer bought, and I was in profit even after buying a round back! V. nice.

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Was pissed last night - proceeded to have dreams about being upstairs on a bus, and this bus crashed, but I was safe from harm, because of how I was holding on to the seat in front apparently. Not so strange in itself, but then when that happened three times at least, it was quite strange! DOn't know why I was on the bus, but the crashes were all different I think, and they seemed to have a different storyline to them too. Hmmm.