Awful joke, too bad to be missed:

Breaking news...


Sophie Ellis Bextor found butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.


Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor...

And I remembered another classic earlier today:

How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
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wi' jammin...


Off I go in ignominy to run the jogscotland 5k round the Botanics.