Awful joke, too bad to be missed:

[cheekbones3]

Breaking news...


Sophie Ellis Bextor found butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.


Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor...

And I remembered another classic earlier today:

How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
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wi' jammin...


Off I go in ignominy to run the jogscotland 5k round the Botanics.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/dee_/]

You're too late, my eyes have already been sullied with the football one ;-p

[dryriser.livejournal.com]

I seem to remember I committed that one at least a year ago... :0)

[kynon.livejournal.com]

I think it's even older than that...

[gary-the-bigbad.livejournal.com]

I first heard that one right after the song came out!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Gah...I'm crap!

[dryriser.livejournal.com]

October 16th, 2003 was when I posted it. Bloody hell...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I'm always slow!

[http://users.livejournal.com/dee_/]

What, sullying my eyes?! ;-)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Boo!

[luckylove.livejournal.com]

Oh god, that Sophie one was awful. So bad that I inflicted it on Mark who asked me if I was sure that averybadman aka AJ was away. I think you've been invited to join verybadmen.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should... :P

[jetgrrrl.livejournal.com]

It's headbutted not butted?!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I always thought that you butt with your head, so saying head is superfluous! If anything it should have been a chest butt?

[jetgrrrl.livejournal.com]

True enough! :)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

How did the 5k go?? There's an article about the whole jogscotland idea in this month's Running World, which basically goes on about what a great idea it is, and err, I have nothing interesting to add. But, yeah... how was the race?

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Just back now, I did 21:15 which is only 34s short of what I did two years ago, with minimal training, so I'm quite pleased. The official clock was wrong by a minute though, which was a bit strange!

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Yay, well done!!! :D

(Ahahaha, it takes me almost twice as long as you to run 5k..!)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

If I was running realistically, it would have taken me two minutes longer at least, but certainly not twice as long! I'll have to drag you out onto the road at some point ;)

[fleurione.livejournal.com]

:pppp