Awful joke, too bad to be missed:

[cheekbones3]

Breaking news...


Sophie Ellis Bextor found butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.


Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor...

And I remembered another classic earlier today:

How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
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wi' jammin...


Off I go in ignominy to run the jogscotland 5k round the Botanics.

Comments

[luckylove.livejournal.com]

Oh god, that Sophie one was awful. So bad that I inflicted it on Mark who asked me if I was sure that averybadman aka AJ was away. I think you've been invited to join verybadmen.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should... :P