Awful joke, too bad to be missed:

[cheekbones3]

Breaking news...


Sophie Ellis Bextor found butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.


Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor...

And I remembered another classic earlier today:

How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
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wi' jammin...


Off I go in ignominy to run the jogscotland 5k round the Botanics.

Comments

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

If I was running realistically, it would have taken me two minutes longer at least, but certainly not twice as long! I'll have to drag you out onto the road at some point ;)