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[cheekbones3]

Strange dreams that I actually remember from last night:

Was birthing a cow, which seemed to be on a table, and I was looking up a big tunnel at its back end as three calves appeared, and I/we pulled them out.

Later on, three (probably connected) border collie puppies appeared, but one was growing too big and greedy, so as a punishment, its face was pulled off and fed to the other two. It seemed to have an okay face underneath however.

Later on, I appeared to become part of a Carry On film, in which I ended up shagging Hattie Jacques. Up on the bed, it didn't seem to be working too well, so we moved onto the floor of the room, and before we got on with it again, she noticed a fleshy pile of stuff of the floor, which turned out to be one of my bollocks, which had somehow exited.

In other news, it's Sunday, and I've got no commitments until 9pm, unless anyone can remind me what I've forgotten.

Comments

[hardcore-pixee.livejournal.com]

And I thought my dreams were weird. As suspected, you are indeed strange.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

It's rare I remember them, but today's were classic!

[imagesandwords.livejournal.com]

Did I tell you about the cake decorating class dream?

It still doesn't compare to yours.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

No, do expand on it!

[margeryk.livejournal.com]

What fantastic dreams, LOL!!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I must save them up through the week...