Reasons not to leave me on a train alone #451

[cheekbones3]

I saw a headless cow today,
four hooves stuck in the ground.
I bet it was quite angry, unable to look round.

I'd maybe like a better look,
to see from t' front this coo.
But having been sat on a train,
I simply said "oh poo".

Comments

[llamarines.livejournal.com]

Very Milligan-esque :-)

[dryriser.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more McGonagall...

[llamarines.livejournal.com]

S'what I meant.... :-)

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/m/spike-milligan/william-mcgonagall-truth-at-last.htm

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I think the next comment was more like what I thought!