Amusing homonym problems

[cheekbones3]

A recent post on Edinburgers has just put me in the mind of these...anyone got any amusing misheard names/lyrics (mondegreens) that I might not have heard before?

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[randomchris.livejournal.com]

My little sister (suziesue) once misheard Jimi Hendrix's "Spanish Castle Magic" as "Spam, Spam, it's magic".

[skx.livejournal.com]

My sis always thought the line for Purple Haze was "Excuse me while I kiss this guy".

She also used to think that Elvis song was about a guy living "in a kettle".

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[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Ever been to www.kissthisguy.com?

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[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

:O)