Amusing homonym problems

[cheekbones3]

A recent post on Edinburgers has just put me in the mind of these...anyone got any amusing misheard names/lyrics (mondegreens) that I might not have heard before?

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[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Does the fact that at first I read your title as "amusing honeymoon problems" count? No? That's just bleary-eyed momentary dyslexia, I guess.

I mishear song lyrics all the time, but nothing particulary amusing leaps to mind. I like how everyone else who has commented so far has told you about their friend or sister, though... *laughs* "I have this friend..."

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[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I used to think suicide was where people went on honeymoon...