Amusing homonym problems

[cheekbones3]

A recent post on Edinburgers has just put me in the mind of these...anyone got any amusing misheard names/lyrics (mondegreens) that I might not have heard before?

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[softlyspoken.livejournal.com]

remember madonna's "ray of light"? the line that goes something like "and I feel .."? that always sounded to me like "anna friel" (which isn't necessarily a bad thing to be singing about, really ;)

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[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Is she an actress?

[imagesandwords.livejournal.com]

That word Actress... I do not think it means what you think it means...

:p

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[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Eh?