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[cheekbones3]

It's taken ten years to complete the experiment, but I've decided that I prefer driving in a blizzard to cycling, for the following reasons:

1) A car has a windscreen.
2) On a bike I can't pretend to be Richard Burns.
3) When I arrive having driven, it doesn't feel like I've taken possession of somebody else's arse and knees.

Comments

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see that experiment written up properly... *grin*

"...after disembarking from the cycle, it was noted the arse felt like it belonged to somebody else. See graph (Appendix iii) to show length of time taken for feelings to return to arse during the course of the morning...."

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

It is proposed that a follow-up study should be made on the effectiveness of massage to remedy this problem.

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

*LMAO*

Apparatus: 1 willing girlfriend..."

[silverclear.livejournal.com]

surely just "1 girl"?

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Pffft, we're talking about massaging Ian's arse... I'd say "willing" is an important factor. *lol*

[silverclear.livejournal.com]

I debated "willing" and finally decided that Ian would assume that any girl would be willing, nay lucky. ;-)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Massaging his arse, here, not his ego! *roflmao*

But yes, very good point. *nods* This is his experiment, after all. And I chose 'girlfriend' over 'girl', to save him from getting into trouble. *grin* I'm not sure that "But it's a proper scientific experiment - honest!!" would work well as a good excuse...

[silverclear.livejournal.com]

perhaps you should take over the experiment design, you would remove a lot of bias from the system ;-)

or, would that add too much to your To Do list for the week ;-)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Way too busy. *streeetttches* There's all this... ummm... lying around to do, and tea to drink, and so on.

I'm sure Ian could find some... err... willing volunteers to help out. *grin*

[gary-the-bigbad.livejournal.com]

Trying driving in a blizzard at night. Fantastic! Like something out of Star Wars.

Kinda migraine-inducing after 30 seconds tho ...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Aye that would do!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Hoi! My arse is clean, shiny and very desirable!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

You know me too well :O)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

If I used big words they might be convinced..

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Just been cycling again - I need your help Sarah!

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Hmm - not too bad when the road is well lit at least!

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

*lmao*

*runs and hides*

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

But your hands are nice and warm after holding a cuppa :O)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I'm sure it is, love, but I'm still not volunteering to help out with the experiment. :)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

boo :O(

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

...and warm because there's no snow here whatsoever, but that's a rubbish reason because I feel obliged to point out my hands would be pretty cold by the time I got to your flat. And I can't afford the trainfare.

Other than that, of course, I'd be straight round. *nods*

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

That's okay then. Ooh hailstones just walloped my window again :O)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

So bizarre, the difference only a hundred miles can make! Blue sky, only a couple of clouds... Cold, of course, but bright and shiny. :) Not a hailstone in sight.

[gary-the-bigbad.livejournal.com]

Great fun at 70mph on a dark motorway .. :-S

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. Less than 5 minutes after making this post, and it's snowing!! *lol*

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Cool :O)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaand it's stopped again. *lmao* The weather is behaving contradictory to me commenting on your LJ! And there's people like you, thinking forecasting is a statistical artform! Who'd have thunk? :)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Art is never precise, and neither are stats, by definition...

[bunnyphone.livejournal.com]

Shall I warm your knees then dear, seeing as everyone else is only interested in your arse? ;o)

Also, who is Richard Burns?

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

If you wish :O)

He's a former World Rally Champion!

[bunnyphone.livejournal.com]

Ah right.