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[cheekbones3]

It's taken ten years to complete the experiment, but I've decided that I prefer driving in a blizzard to cycling, for the following reasons:

1) A car has a windscreen.
2) On a bike I can't pretend to be Richard Burns.
3) When I arrive having driven, it doesn't feel like I've taken possession of somebody else's arse and knees.

Comments

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

*LMAO*

Apparatus: 1 willing girlfriend..."

[silverclear.livejournal.com]

surely just "1 girl"?

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Pffft, we're talking about massaging Ian's arse... I'd say "willing" is an important factor. *lol*

[silverclear.livejournal.com]

I debated "willing" and finally decided that Ian would assume that any girl would be willing, nay lucky. ;-)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Massaging his arse, here, not his ego! *roflmao*

But yes, very good point. *nods* This is his experiment, after all. And I chose 'girlfriend' over 'girl', to save him from getting into trouble. *grin* I'm not sure that "But it's a proper scientific experiment - honest!!" would work well as a good excuse...

[silverclear.livejournal.com]

perhaps you should take over the experiment design, you would remove a lot of bias from the system ;-)

or, would that add too much to your To Do list for the week ;-)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Way too busy. *streeetttches* There's all this... ummm... lying around to do, and tea to drink, and so on.

I'm sure Ian could find some... err... willing volunteers to help out. *grin*

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Just been cycling again - I need your help Sarah!

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

*lmao*

*runs and hides*

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

But your hands are nice and warm after holding a cuppa :O)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

...and warm because there's no snow here whatsoever, but that's a rubbish reason because I feel obliged to point out my hands would be pretty cold by the time I got to your flat. And I can't afford the trainfare.

Other than that, of course, I'd be straight round. *nods*

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

That's okay then. Ooh hailstones just walloped my window again :O)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

So bizarre, the difference only a hundred miles can make! Blue sky, only a couple of clouds... Cold, of course, but bright and shiny. :) Not a hailstone in sight.

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. Less than 5 minutes after making this post, and it's snowing!! *lol*

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Cool :O)

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaand it's stopped again. *lmao* The weather is behaving contradictory to me commenting on your LJ! And there's people like you, thinking forecasting is a statistical artform! Who'd have thunk? :)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Art is never precise, and neither are stats, by definition...

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

If I used big words they might be convinced..

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

You know me too well :O)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Hoi! My arse is clean, shiny and very desirable!

[sharmaya.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I'm sure it is, love, but I'm still not volunteering to help out with the experiment. :)

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

boo :O(

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Aye that would do!